Dickiebirds underwear vs. Tropical Storm Arthur...
First off, can I say, I *thought* I knew "buttery-soft underwear." I HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT UNDERWEAR BRANDS ALONG WITH THE ONES CLAIMING TO BE BUTTERY-SOFT or whatever but
No.
T H I S. T H I S IS WHAT I WANT WHEN I SAY "BUTTERY-SOFT." WHEN I TELL YOU I SAID "HOLY FUcking shit" the moment I picked them up out the box and just stared at them for a second I'm not lying.
After a full shift as a cook I will tell you they're very breathable and do keep things nice and cool down there. I didn't really notice any chafing or bunching up of the fabric which gets on my nerves. Now, I walk home from work so I put these things to the test.....phone in the side pocket of the underwear while running my ass about a mile home in Tropical storm Arthur. Now I do admit I was a little nervous about my phone flying out of that pocket for a second but it was fine. There was still about an inch or so of room at the top left and I fit my vape in there along with it.
Dickiebirds: 1 Tropical Storm Arthur: 0
(P.S. to the Dickiebirds company, I seriously appreciate the wide, thick waistband and how they feel nearly invisible on my skin. Will be buying more for my weekly rotation)